these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
The dude asking how you break a rib clearly never had one of these motherfuckers launched at them at point-blank range. I’ve been hit in the abdomen with a frisbee golf disc and a skydancer and I’d take the goddamned frisbee over that shit.
Skydancers were glorious weapons of mass destruction in their prime.
I still have two sitting on my dresser in case someone needs to be SKYDANCER WHIPPED.
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
*likes your post but secretly likes you*
Pick a direction
Springtime, 2010-11 by Jeroen Eisinga
“I was covered with 150000 bees and I was stung thirty times. I did not feel any pain. Except towards the end when I was stung in my eyelids. I felt resistance up to a certain moment, but after a while I let it go and surrendered to the experience. I think I must have entered a state of trance at some point. I started to feel completely empty inside and entered a state of complete freedom. Towards the end I only heard the beating of my heart and my own breathing.”
Twerkin’ my way downtown
And I’m homebound.
Just Drivin My LEGSus To The Store…
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